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Tuesday, May 10

Groom Calls Wrong Name On Wedding Night



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A newly-wed couple in China split up after the groom called the name of another woman during their wedding night.

Sun Qiang, 24, met his bride Hu Yan at his hometown in Suqian of Jiangsu province in October last year.

Two months later, they got married in a traditional manner, without registering the marriage.

Sun gave Hu's family some gold jewellery, a motorcycle and 20,000 yuan (RM9,200) cash as dowry.

After the ceremony, the drunk Sun and Hu returned to their room.

When he saw Hu, Sun called her by another woman's name.

The angry bride returned to her parents home the next day. She refused to forgive the husband despite him begging for forgiveness on numerous times.


source : DailyChilli

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Seriously, that's nightmare. Don't ever do that, not even on any night. Another woman's name? Wow~~~

I used to read a joke about a man that came home drunk once.

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw-up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married!’”

cited from free-funny-jokes

Should be like that...

3 comments:

syuhada said...

gold jewellery, a motorcycle and 20,000 yuan (RM9,200) --> this obviously more than Malay bride dapat $_$.... 2 month after berkenalan? cepatnya buat decision kawin.. agaknya belum dapat lupakan kekasih lama... tapi kan tengah mabuk, xblh dimaafkan ke? :P

Prinzcy Syida said...

lesson learnt there, jgn mabuk! he's too honest when he's drunk!

syuhada said...

it's like their tradition to yamseng on wedding dinner so cannot help it but to get drunk. ... malangnya nasib dia... :P